The Martian From Mars. Chapter 5.

What’s fired?..
We can’t stay here any longer, we must go.
So now you say…
I have something to show you, and you grab her hand…
Well…Suzy…I think I can fix it….have some bondo that may do the trick.
What’s this!!!
My car!
Looks more like an old dump truck in need of a hospital….Is this thing street legal?....What year is it?
It has it’s years…..But got a real good deal ....You see….It was hauled in the back of an RIV and used very little…..So it looks old but it is really new and very well made….
Never mind that…..Where are we going?
To Mars!
I have a nice place and I’m sure we can sell your popcorn out there, maybe make a deal with Earth, we’ll be rich!....You don’t know!....We Martians really like popcorn!.....We love it!
To Mars!....Ha!....This old cement truck is a space ship!
And you are a Martian!....
Hahahaha…..More like a cowboy lost in space!
It’s fixed!....Hey Babe!... Get in!
Whatever…...